Thursday, May 9, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: My favorite* thing to do is arguing with guys who…

Saw the Facebook thread. Splitting hairs is ridic. Goal: productive, motivated members of society. Fact: society ain’t gonna change. Solution: people who have a hard time need to get by/better, any way they can, with therapy, lifestyle changes, and meds.

I want to time-travel back about half an hour and post that, because YES, THAT. 

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: I’m probably not at the stage in my relationship…

Microsoft Word is the secret wife you keep in the attic. J is Jane Eyre.

It’s kind of disturbing how well that metaphor works.

Monday, March 18, 2013

unicorn-of-my-heart replied to your post: Someone talk me out of buying a 3’x5’ rainbow flag…

I cannot talk you out of this. Republican Roomie’s Fiancee can fuck off. Life is easy for him. He’s a white male Republican. He can stand to be made uncomfortable.

treesahquiche replied to your postSomeone talk me out of buying a 3’x5’ rainbow flag…

There are pro-LGBT Republicans out there. Being a Republican is no excuse for being an asshole. I think you can definitely get the rainbow flag. As for the cat, cats are kinda low-maintenance. Don’t get a dog, though. You need to level up first.

ilikecoconutnow replied to your postSomeone talk me out of buying a 3’x5’ rainbow flag…

get the flag. viva nina

I, uh…I ordered it. It’s huge and really bright and will look lovely on my wall. Viva Nina!

Thanks for your advice, friends.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: Over break, I was assigned both Hamlet and…

SAD IS HAPPY FOR DEEP PEOPLE.

This sounds like something I would write on my binder in seventh grade. Maybe because I probably DID write it on my binder in seventh grade.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: Writing tip #904 

Maybe they did it on purpose to piss those eleven people off.

I wish I could believe this, but I’m becoming cynical in my old age.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: Questions that a weirdly large number of guys have asked me

Do you want me to prepare a calling card with diagrams of neurotransmitters that you can mass-produce and hand out for the latter question?

Yes. YES. My birthday is March 30.

vivinator4 replied to your postQuestions that a weirdly large number of guys have asked me

Fuck those assholes. Also, I like Teresa’s suggestion

Apparently I’m only bisexual if I don’t date women. If I date women, I’m a lesbian. SEXUALITY, HOW DOES IT WORK.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: It’s 1 am and • what if my date tomorrow isn’t a…

1, You’ve made a new friend. 2, Unfortunate, but it happens. Be disappointed but polite, drink wine at home. 3, I’m sure she’ll find it endearing, DO NOT MURDER ANYONE. 4, Sing joyously about it like a Disney princess.

This is maybe the best advice you’ve ever given me. Especially the “DO NOT MURDER ANYONE” part.

Anyway, it was a date :))))

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: Well, my philosophy paper is a skeleton right now,…

Nina, that’s awesome! :D (In other news, I envy your ability to take comfort in things like that despite still having stuff on your to-do list.)

Haha, well, I’m down to my last damn this semester. Imagine me flinging a sheaf of paper in the air and yelling “I DON’T CARE,” and you’ll understand how I do it.

Friday, January 25, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: All I need now is for my high school ex to text me…

You can ask your service provider to block their number. There might also be a way to do it yourself…?

US Cellular doesn’t block numbers. I’d have to change my own.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

treesahquiche replied to your post: treesahquiche replied to your post: The whole…

No no no, you need a studded black leather belt. That’s canonical queer fashion code.

I also need a studded black leather belt because, like, why WOULDN’T I need that?!

plumintheicebox replied to your postThe whole debacle this week with my roommate’s…

Perhaps this isn’t helpful, but I have so many friends of different preferences who have changed their preferences so many times I just assume everyone’s bi until they tell me otherwise. So, I thought you were bi, but I think everyone is.
So in your world, everybody’s a Sim? I like it.