treesahquiche said: I HOPE YOU’RE NOT STILL TEAM BEAR BECAUSE CROWLEY IS CLEARLY BETTER. (jk your preferences are valid)
Ahh, but how can I choose?? They’re both so perfect!
treesahquiche said: I think he’s making a challenge for your territory. “I just licked my butt; whatcha gonna do, huh?”
Well, joke’s gonna be on him when I lick MY butt.
re: Crowley’s fears
treesahquiche said: Aww, poor Crowley. <3
It’s okay, I gave him some scratches and he hung out with me for a while anyway. Even though I was listening to Snow White and eating popcorn. Bless him.
treesahquiche said: Regrets are fo’ suckas. Walk it off, champ.
treesahquiche said: I’m pretty impressed. It usually takes me at least two days to eat through a pound of chocolate Easter animal.
I have so many regrets right now, though.
This may be hard for you to believe, but you really are cool, and that’s how you’ve managed to date people. You’re also very complex, which is why the people you date get upset that you’re not the stock manic pixie dream girl they were looking for.Teresa, this is exactly what I needed to hear, and I don’t know how you knew.
magneticwave said: I came on Tumblr after two days off it and I see I can cheerfully shriek WELCOME TO THE TEEN WOLF HIVE MIND WE HAVE LOTS OF FOREARMS AND HAIR FLIPS AND SASS AND CUTIE BUTTS.
treesahquiche said: Your instincts about the Argents are mostly correct. I’m the only person in the entire fandom who unequivocally likes them as a whole. But fandom and I generally agree about Chris Argent, it seems:helenish.tumblr.com/pos…
kshieldsy said: The whole dang cast is too beautiful to look at directly. You have to see them through a camera or mirror or your self-esteem will melt away. I usually refer to Mr. Argent as “Hot Dad” and I don’t even feel weird about that anymore.
The friends who objectify celebrities together stay together, you know? And by that logic, we’re going to be friends FOREVER.
treesahquiche said: I like Teen Wolf because I think Derek Hale’s dating track record is HILARIOUS. But yeah, Allison is awesome. Her family’s awesome, too, although for the most part varying degrees of unhinged.
Yeah, I just watched episode 4 (the awkward family dinner episode) and cringed realllll hard. I’m a little afraid of Allison’s aunt. And dad. Her mom seems okay so far.
treesahquiche said: Wash your hands every half hour. Don’t touch your face. Constantly hydrate yourself. Get 8 hours of sleep. Lysol all common area surfaces. Forcibly quarantine your roommates in their own rooms except for bathroom breaks.
This is why I love you, Teresa. You’re my mom-away-from-mom. (I’ve been hiding out in my room, mostly.)
treesahquiche said: It’s their fault for expecting you to be a hip writer queer manic pixie dream girl instead of a real person with needs. Taking a break would be good, but remember you’re not the problem. You should stop dating for you and not because they scared you off.
This is just really fucking good advice and I want it on my tumblr, so here we are.