Scary stories to tell your kids
1. Sometimes people leave your life without a backward glance.
2. Sometimes they refuse to leave at all.
3. Sometimes, some jackass won’t stop bothering one of your best friends so you go on a road trip with JT and a hunting knife to “gently convince” him to leave her the fuck alone.
4. Sometimes Teresa joins in on the fun, and someone else pays for it. :D I LOVE ROAD TRIPS PICK ME PICK ME!
This is why I love you both, you do realize. (Not the murder so much as the willingness to commit murder on my behalf.) (I hope the FBI isn’t reading this.)
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vivinator4 reblogged this from respectissexy and added:
Hey I wanna join!!! I have a whole list of jackasses that require this type of road trip!
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respectissexy reblogged this from mysinmysoul and added:
knife… Guyyyyyys,...a murder road trip without me….
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mysinmysoul reblogged this from treesahquiche and added:
This is why I love you both, you do realize. (Not the murder so much as the willingness to commit murder on my behalf.)...
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treesahquiche reblogged this from magneticwave and added:
4. Sometimes Teresa joins in on the fun, and someone else pays for it. :D I LOVE ROAD TRIPS PICK ME PICK ME!
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magneticwave reblogged this from mysinmysoul and added:
3. Sometimes, some jackass won’t stop bothering one of...best friends so you go on
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cunt--goddess said:
big hugs, lady
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vivinator4 said:
I love you <3
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