My mother and I discuss the bomb threats
- [while checking my phone immediately following Good Friday service tonight]
- Me: No new bomb threats!
- Mama: Oh, good!
- Me: It's so nice that he took the night off so we could go to church in peace.
- Mama: You...you don't think he's *Orthodox*, do you?
- Both simultaneously: NO NO NO NO NO
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