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fucknojezebel:

“mrsbuzzed” is ridiculous. 

I love her breeder logic. “You’re selfish if you don’t have kids! I have kids so someone is forced to take care of ME.”

People like this confirm my choice not to have children because they sound so miserable. Happy people don’t go on rampages about what they’re missing out on but how it’s all “worth it”. 

Other choice quotes from this gem of a mother:

“Like all the times these past few months my mom had to be on call to care for this friend who never married or had children, I needed my mom to watch the baby for me while I worked. Who was being selfish there?”

You were, you fucking bitch. 

“Am I supposed to leave my daughter with a stranger who could molest her because my mom has to forsake babysitting duties to go sit with someone who didn’t even send my baby a card when she was born”

No, you were supposed to use birth control if you’re unable to care for your own kid.

“This country has an enormous problem right now with a generation of children being raised to value material goods over human life.”

Because everyone who is smart enough not to breed when they know they don’t kids is a materialistic insert SATC stereotype here. 

“I can go out right now and a man will take me out to dinner in the hopes that he can get into my pussyhole, and I can say sure you can but get me that purse first.”

Oh honey, I think you over value your “pussyhole”. 

Annnd the best part:

“I’d rather live in my mom’s nice home with my kid til her father gets out of prison than slave away at a job so I can have my own place and no help with my kid.”

And the worst part?

“Steven Callas” (who IS that?) suspended SarahMC for engaging with this troll. So some mommy who calls people feminazis is free to spit about how her life didn’t turn out how she wanted it to, but when someone rightfully calls out that shit, they get suspended? OK. 

Sometimes I wonder wistfully why I ever stopped commenting on Jezebel. HA JUST KIDDING.