Tuesday, May 14, 2013
The agenda. Okay. So the Wax Museum, the Museum of Toys, and the Museum of Guys With Maces. Second only to, you know, LASER SWORDS. Mama is excited about historical weaponry.
Sunday, May 12, 2013

Unsurprising museums my family has suggested

  • The Museum of Literature
  • The Museum of Bread
  • The Museum of Toys
  • The Museum of Outstanding Figures (four writers)
  • The Museum of Wax Figures

We ruled out:

  • The Museum of Water

Also to be visited, and also unsurprising:

  • the Hedgehog in the Fog statue
  • the State Puppet Theater
Saturday, May 11, 2013

In the last 27 hours I’ve traveled 5,000 miles (Dulles -> Paris, Paris -> Kiev) which took about ten hours of flight time altogether, during which I basically could not move my legs because I got the window seat and am just shy of 5’8”. I think I slept for maybe twenty minutes.

My parents and I are so tired that we can barely form sentences. But we’re here!

someauthorgirl replied to your post: I’m going to Kiev for two weeks tomorrow (no time…

Have fun! Take pictures so I can oooooh at them!

I will take so many photos, you won’t even know what to do with yourself. GET PSYCHED.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

aka14kgold replied to your post: I’m going to Kiev for two weeks tomorrow (no time…

Bon voyage! I hope you have a great time and that there are no travel mishaps and everything is wonderful :)

Thank you, love!! I will return with stories of all sorts, and I’ll miss you a ton.

shesarejector replied to your post: I’m going to Kiev for two weeks tomorrow (no time…

you’re so cool.

You’re so hot you’re making me sexist.

I’m going to Kiev for two weeks tomorrow (no time like the present to mention that!), so I’m going to be mighty scarce around these parts until the 26th. 

Please think all your best not-losing-the-luggage thoughts at me?

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velocipedestrienne:

I just feel like you should all know that mysinmysoul and I are internet kindred spirits and she is super quality.

velocipedestrienne is the highest quality, like a beautiful diamond. Except diamonds are kind of bullshit, and she is the light of my life.

treesahquiche replied to your post: My favorite* thing to do is arguing with guys who…

Saw the Facebook thread. Splitting hairs is ridic. Goal: productive, motivated members of society. Fact: society ain’t gonna change. Solution: people who have a hard time need to get by/better, any way they can, with therapy, lifestyle changes, and meds.

I want to time-travel back about half an hour and post that, because YES, THAT.